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    September 18

    我(难道)是小强

    记得半年前我房间的吊灯坏了。宿舍管理员告诉我要自己去买灯泡把旧的换下来就好。我抱着侥幸的心理小“求”了他一下。他那微笑摇头的样子在我心中烙下了深深的痕迹:“真他妈的狠心!”

    不断的给自己找借口(“买灯泡的地方太远!” “没车不方便出门” “好多事情要做"),顶着老爸老妈老婆的压力(视屏聊天的时候总被质问:“为什么家里黑乎乎的”),终于熬到了暑假回家。可谓眼不见心不烦了~

    返回学校大半个月了,不仅是我,大洋彼岸的亲人们都习惯了唯独一只小台灯照明的房间了。靠着它,我玩电脑,做作业,做运动,唱歌,好不快活!有时我实在觉得暗了点,就跑到明亮的客厅里转悠一下。似乎感觉身体能吸收点光,带回到卧室。

    终于,在今天,客厅的灯也坏了。于是乎,只剩下厨房,厕所,储藏室。。。

    记得以前有人说他们几个从来都不担心我,因为我像一只小强一样,在哪里都能生存。我当时极汗!现在则是直冒冷汗。。。再想想,自从小包搬走后,我已经习惯没有微波炉的日子了。。。再想想看,不对,再看看我的房间。。。我是小强

    ps:老婆跟我打赌,说我在今年之前是换不了灯泡的,我觉得她一定赢



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    RUI GUOwrote:
    你是大强,呵呵。
    Nov. 2
    曉Q- -wrote:
    上週五回家,發現俺的燈泡被人"偷"走了!哭~~~~~~~~~
    明明只是讓人換冰箱裏的坏燈泡,哪知學校那麽卑鄙無恥下流%$@#^!的居然在Fall Break期間偷偷跑俺房間把俺自個買的燈泡換走了,結果在昏暗的燈光下痛苦的渡過了一個周末,還不知道要不要得回來俺潔白明亮的大燈泡呢-_-|||
    (据工作人員解釋說不讓用60W以上的燈泡,可俺用的是節能燈啊,雖然每個有100W的亮度,不過耗電量加起來也不到60W嘛!流氓小偷強盜啊~)
    強烈支持你去威脅宿舍管理員,如果他們不給換,你就買200W的大燈泡來燒死電表,哈哈~
    Oct. 13
    你要去买灯泡,我可以帮忙啊。。。bloomington hardware, bed and bath, target... 我一直在想什么是“小强”?后来想了一下应该不是女生经常叫得那个“小强”的意思
    Sept. 27
    Albert Zhaowrote:
    你是“贾”小强。
    Sept. 20
    Lile Jiawrote:
    居然被小陈这样说,真崩溃
    Sept. 19
    是不是男人到了美国都变懒了?
    上次我去Boston的时候,我那个同学家也是灯泡坏了也不换,每晚都在厕所灯的余光下上网,打游戏,吃饭,聊天。
    独居的男人真恐怖!
    Sept. 18
    Michelle Wuwrote:
    -_-! 乃不是小强,乃是小懒。
    决定等你换了灯泡后再去你哪里玩。
    Sept. 18
    Lile Jiawrote:
    陈老资,我是想以后遛狗喝茶的家伙
    Sept. 18
    Lile Jiawrote:
    last: 想想, 在pgp时我不总往老婆和你那跑嘛。中文叫“沾光”。。。
    Sept. 18
    老资 陈wrote:
    已婚男人同学啊,你不觉得修电器钉钉子抗箱子割草这种事都应该是男人做的吗?那现在还不赶紧培养习惯……素质啊……
    Sept. 18
    Larkin Liwrote:
    甚是甚是,乃原来在pgp的房间就是储藏室嘛,小强们的最佳居所-。-
    Sept. 18
    Melanie Yunwrote:
    我肯定能赢!除非除非,全部灯都坏掉。哇咔咔。
    Sept. 18
    Han Liwrote:
    的確,很強...
    有你做小強,全世界沒人敢自稱小強了...哈哈哈
    看來沒老婆在身邊的男人都一個樣啊...
    Sept. 18
    Lile Jiawrote:
    晓:大姐头,你要是能帮我装就好了
    Jane:我自己都佩服自己。。。储藏室的灯其实开始有点闪耀了。。。
    Sept. 18
    Jane Zhouwrote:
    pf,pf...!!
    Sept. 18
    曉Q- -wrote:
    暈~小強啊小強,你還真強!
    俺是嫌棄學校UA配的節能燈泡太昏暗(那Soft White根本就是老舊白炙燈的昏黃),讓人來換了3次都不滿意,最後乾脆自己買了倆100W的(節能燈泡)裝起來,從此所有到過我房間的人,都覺得是上了天堂般,白花花一片光明,哈哈~俺還每天開著它睡覺,据室友勘察后反饋說,從樓下遠望,方圓百里就我這閒是白色的,超醒目-_-|||
     
    P.S.俺記得你ms半個月之前就說在寫blog,莫非這就是寫了半個月的成果?
    Sept. 18
    Lile Jiawrote:
    有吗?你来我家的时候灯还没坏呢!
    Sept. 18
    Cindywrote:
    我一直觉得你们家很暗,原来是这个原因....
    Sept. 18

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